Tricks to get back your kids earliest and at their cost--- Strange Idea...

An old man in Miami calls up his son in Mumbai and says, "Listen, your

mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is

enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm

sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your

sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father

immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the

two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then,

don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she

hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for

Christmas and paying their own airfares.